May 2013
becnoir:
good heavens
just look at the time
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partyintheurl:
whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?
*inhales deeply* *exhales slowly* no
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foodtrucker:
i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything
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leonmcgann:
this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
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Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
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stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
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rilakkumao:
if you’re really tall and comfy please come over and cuddle with me and touch my butt once in a while (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
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carrotflowerr:
concept-of-karma:
...
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swaggamander:
“i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i whisper to myself as i continue to browse tumblr
