I just want to make a nice meal for all the guys on Deadliest Catch. Is that weird?
the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.”
acapelladitty: pandanoi: goddamnbatman: avalar: The Dark Knight Rises (In Real Life) me irl You go, Bats! That Bat-Pod is giving me life !
ellabell: azula-lyubov: andthatlittleblackdress: OH MY FUCKCING GOD IKDJGFOIRJ OIAJGROIGKDOPAKP OGRAKGPOE FHJKAFHDKJFHDSJH WATCH UNTIL THE END OMG IT’S WORTH IT OMFG! CRYING
juliannewhoore: You know you’re an X Files fan when you shout “It wasn’t even real cream cheese it was light cream cheese!” at someone.
youngstero: I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
cfhowell: scarlettshazam: I hate the mentality that if you’re a single woman that it makes you available I am not available I like being alone Your stupid ass isn’t going to change shit about that This doesn’t apply to me but I hear this complaint from other women ALL THE TIME!
Doing drag was completely new to me. I had read the book and adored it. I knew...– Cillian Murphy on Breakfast on Pluto (via Bullett Magazine)
Never saw the certificate pic until just now. Gonna go sob in a corner til the new episode is on tonight. Then I’m gonna sob in front of the TV.
when im not on the computer i think about what im gonna do when i get on the computer
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
goddamn-batgirl: not-your-fairy-princess: ...